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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  being pregnant is like rehab

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.

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  So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.

  (631): View more from New York

  whose this? and thank you

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• (510): View more from California

  Will exercising make me less horny?

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