i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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