my soul wont recognize me after tonight
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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