you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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