with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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