No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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