I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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