i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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