He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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