I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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