some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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