Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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