the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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