we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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