I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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