My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The ass gains better be worth it
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