I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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