She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
