Where is the hickey?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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