So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't deserve a penis
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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