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(701): View more from North Dakota

She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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(516): View more from New York

YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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(206): View more from Washington

I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.

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(269): View more from Michigan

We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3

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(303): View more from Colorado

I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot

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