i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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