I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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