Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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