Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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