you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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