On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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