Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
