He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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