only if we run a train.
done.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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