is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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