I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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