I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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