doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like eating out sand paper
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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