This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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