HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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