we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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