I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
well most of my day revolves around power hour
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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