Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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