? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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