and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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