Kiss
Puke
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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