We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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