Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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