My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Randomize
