Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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