i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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