I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Randomize
