whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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