The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
...so i touched it.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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