we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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